Got this piece of mangled Engrish in my mailbox today. It is almost poetic in its nonsense. It’s SPAM, it’s poetry, its SPOETRY:
Catch your Christmas preesent!
But you dared not drag it into the open. It was to people,
proud to look at yourself, pr.oud to facilityif properly
cultivatedand are more capable thimble which adam had bought
her, the words remember that he was killing himself before
his time by.