Monthly Archives: March 2009

Homey, a garter snake with osteoporosis has more hip than you.

More burning questions:

  • To the Advertising Industry – -why do you think that saying that something was developed by “a mom” should entice me to purchase it?  First of all, probably at least 60% of the female population over the age of 35 is a mom.  So, that really has nothing to do with the merits of your product.  Further, not all moms are great, smart, or chemists for that matter.  Two words for you — Mommie Dearest.
  • To the Candy/Gum Industry — Oh Grape bubblegum, where have you gone? A quick search through some of the big candy maker’s sites for grape, just plain old grape, comes up with zilch. Except for the gum like Dubble Bubble and Super Bubble that still have grape in their giant tubs, no one still makes grape bubble gum.
  • To the Plus Size Fashion Industry — Is it really wise to have plus size underware that comes with the phrase “make mine a double” written across the ass? Or are you counting on all the big girls to be jolly? However, I did buy the ones w/the pink poodles on them.
  • Another to the Advertising Industry — I have a news flash for you, Jennifer Anniston does NOT look 25. She looks great for 40, and looks better than some 25 year olds I know.  But we all knew Jennifer when she was 25 and she does not look the same. So, then why are you using her to target me for your miracle berry, riboflavon, anti-oxident, anti-aging, mom invented cream?