No, not the kind for Darfur (although, I HATE their Christmas song–but that is another rant). The adhesive bandage variety.
Band-Aids have changed a lot since I was a kid. First, they were all that putrid fleshy color and they’d take a layer of skin off with them. Then, there was the run of the sort of canvas ones that get really fuzzy around the edges. They were made with super glue. Now, we have the clear waterproof ones. I love those the best. Because, you see, I wear a lot of Band-Aids. No, really, I mean A LOT of them. I wear them on the tips of my fingers because I chew on my fingers. And when my fingers get particularly sore, I cover them with Band-Aids. So, on any given day I look like Michael Jackson.
But, my problem with them is this–why can I not buy a big box of regular sized Band-Aids???? Nobody makes one. They are all boxes of bandages of various sizes. While I can use the smaller ones on my pinky fingers, there are always at least 10 in there the size of Tinker Bell’s bra. What the hell am I supposed to do with those??? I am compiling quite a collection. I suppose they will come in handy if I ever get stabbed by a very tiny sword.
(Oh, and I normally don’t use the Band-Aid brand but it wouldn’t sound right if I used Nexcares in place of Band-Aids.)