What WOULD Jesus do?

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I noticed the other day that JesusĀ  is a busy guy. He’s always doing something, particularly when someone is pissed or frustrated.

The Progressive Verb Jesus
Jesus F’ing Christ (my personal standby)
Jesus Roller-blading Christ

Jesus ‘ON’ Things
Jesus Christ on a bicycle
Christ on a Crutch
Jesus Christ on a Pogo Stick

Jesus <noun> Christ (aka Mob Jesus)
Jesus Fruit Cake Christ

Jesus & Company (aka Jesus Joins a Band)
Jesus Christ & the Disciples
Jesus, Mary and Joseph

Jesus, the Early Years
Sweet Baby Jesus
Sweet Baby J
Sweet 8lb, 6oz saviour

What is your favorite blasphemous phrase?


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